Hepatitis Joke of the Day
If you don’t like black humour look away now.
So the guy goes to see the doctor;
Dr: I have some bad news for you I’m afraid, the Hepatitis has damaged your Liver so badly that you only have 9 to live.
Guy: OMG, 9 to live, 9 what, years, months????
Dr: 8,7,6,5,4….
:)