Hepatitis C Boot Camp

hepatitisTired of all the sympathy?

People getting on your wick with their “understanding”?

Feel like you would benefit from a swift kick up the arse?

Then today is your lucky day. Hep C Boy Inc. is proud to announce the launch of an innovative and completely free of charge service, Ladies, Gentlemen and those of uncertain gender I present to you Hepatitis C Boot Camp.

Its real simple, you post a comment [a whine would be good] and I abuse you. Sounds like fun don’t it :)

As a special offer I will reply in ALL CAPS. It really doesn’t get any better than this, just don’t forget to bring a baggie fo yo teef.

GO!

27 Responses to “Hepatitis C Boot Camp”

  1. guy from the ghetto Says:

    would you much rather people who say they understand come out with something like this then….?

    “hey good to see you, your looking a bit jaundice and under the weather, bet your not eating properly and feeling fatigue, have you been having muscle and joint pain and in the same abdominal region, been getting a few headaches and mild fever with numbness pain or tingling in your hands and feet”.. well if that so then stop your f**king moaning and get on with it

    nah I doubt it

    Now maybe those who care use the wrong word when they say “Understand”, I dont understand the full in’s and out’s of Hep C I will be honest but that’s not to say I don’t care…

    big baggie at the ready……. :)

  2. Hep C Boy Says:

    WHATS UP SON, FEELING A LITTLE UNAPPRECIATED?

    BEEN DOING A LITTLE CARING OF LATE AND NOBODY GAVE YOU A SPECIAL BADGE?

    ME=SIPPING ALCOHOL FREE CHAMPAGNE AND GORGING ON ORGANIC ORANGES HAND PICK BY VIRGINS IN SOUTHERN ITALY

    YOU=CRYING COS CHICO GOT VOTED OFF POP IDOL

    DEAL

    HEPCBOY
    NOT AT HOME TO WHINERS

  3. guy from the ghetto Says:

    WHATS UP SON, FEELING A LITTLE UNAPPRECIATED?
    Nope

    BEEN DOING A LITTLE CARING OF LATE AND NOBODY GAVE YOU A SPECIAL BADGE?
    Don’t want a special badge thank you very much

    ME=SIPPING ALCOHOL FREE CHAMPAGNE AND GORGING ON ORGANIC ORANGES HAND PICK BY VIRGINS IN SOUTHERN ITALY
    If you was having alcohol free champagne and organic oranges served to you by a scantily clad southern Italian virgin then that would be……hmm nice

    YOU=CRYING COS CHICO GOT VOTED OFF POP IDOL
    Nah that man put the final nail in his coffin when he poured water over his own head the previous week

  4. Nick Says:

    Intriguing - you talk about whingers - but in your last post were celebrating a few hours at work.

    I have worked since the start of treatment.

    It’s a good excuse not to work. Personally, I want no medals, don’t expect others to do my job and get on with things. And yes - I feel crap sometimes too.

    Just strikes me there’s a little hypocrisy going on here.

  5. teddy Says:

    Well I want a medal, big one!! (two weeks in a sunny, quiet, paradise will do if medal not available)
    Good luck with the tests.
    We all have our own ways of dealing with this. Reminds me of a bit from Alice in wonderland sometimes
    “I knew who I was when I got up this morning,but I think I must have been changed several times since then”
    Teddy

  6. Hep C Boy Says:

    >I have worked since the start of treatment.

    WOMANS WORK DON’T COUNT SON!

    OWNED AND 1!

    HEPCBOY
    HATES WHITE PEOPLE

  7. Hep C Boy Says:

    >Reminds me of a bit from Alice in wonderland sometimes

    WRONG!

    ME=IN THE JACUZZI DECIDING WHETHER TO PUT THE BUBBLES AS WELL AS THE JETS ON

    YOU=STILL CELEBRATING COMPLETING THAT JIGSAW IN 3 WEEKS WHEN IT SAID 3-5 YEARS ON THE BOX

    DEAL

    HEPCBOY
    THIS IS HOW WE ROLL

  8. Nick Says:

    Womans work??? Well - I suppose you’re the expert - sitting around at home all day - or do you sometimes use a vacuum cleaner or an iron?

    In my job, the vast majority are male - you probably can’t remember the gender balance where you work.

    Incidentally - racism? Very 70’s - Love Thy Neighbour and all that … oh - maybe that wasn’t clear - 70s refers to IQ, not decade.

  9. Nick Says:

    PS - sorry, Dad - just sit back in your chair and we’ll see if there’s a nice place for you at Shady Pines ….

  10. Hep C Boy Says:

    ITS OK TO CRY SON!

    THIS IS A BATTLE OF WITS AND YOU JUST DONE AND BROUGHT A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT!

    S/F/O

    HEPCBOY
    PROUD SAMOAN

  11. guy from the ghetto Says:

    well well we certainly are alive and kicking today aren’t we, have you had your bed sheets changed today and the smell of the fresh cotton with lemon lenor gone to your head….

  12. Hep C Boy Says:

    WRONG!

    ME=HANGING WIFF DENNIS RODMAN [A PERSONAL FRIEND] AT A SELECTION OF NEW YORKS FINEST NIGHTCLUBS WHILE SIMULTAINIOUSLY MANIPULATING THE JAPANESE BEARER BOND MARKET ON MY CELLIE

    YOU=DECIDING WHICH SOCK TO “LOVE” TONIGHT

    BACK TO THE SERVER ROOM TREV!

    HEPCBOY
    ON FIRST NAME TERMS WITH MANY NBA SUPERSTARS

  13. Vicki Says:

    Isn’t Dennis Rodman the one who has a taste for men and womens clothes?! Figures you should be friends with him. I mean you are a big girls blouse!!!

    What gives you the right to slag everyone off? Cos you are on tx? No excuse! At least we respect ourselves and other people!!

    Get back in your hutch little boy!!

    Sorry, had to say my piece!

  14. Hep C Boy Says:

    HOMOPHOBIA ISN’T COOL, FACT!

    NEITHER IS ANIMALISM!

    DEALT

    HEPCBOY
    OBJECT OF MANY A HOMOEROTIC FANTASY

  15. Vicki Says:

    How can i be homophobic when a member of my own family is gay?!! DUH!!!!

    I am actually HepCBoyaphobic!!

    Just quit this arrogance cos its getting boring!!

    Hmmmm….DEALT!!

  16. Nick Says:

    Lol - commenting inaccurately on homophobia while making sexist and racist comments in previous whinges! Oh dear!

  17. Hep C Boy Says:

    WRONG!

    YOUR UNCLE CEDRIC JUST LIKES INTERIOR DESIGN THATS ALL!

    OWNED AND 1!

    HEPCBOY
    STILL UNHAPPY ABOUT THE ANIMALISM

  18. guy from the ghetto Says:

    have you bought a second hand keyboard where the lower case does not work anymore and stops working for an hour after typing three lines of text with a couple of line breaks, I though you said this was a bootcamp where you spoke your mind and ripped our comments to bits, it seems your stuck for words then and if thats your best so far I would not bother..

  19. Hep C Boy Says:

    AND YET YOU CONTINUE TO POST FATASS, OBSESS MUCH?

    WORST MISTAKE YOU MADE SINCE GETTING THAT TRIM AT SUPERCUTS!

    CATAGORY 5 OWNAGE!

    AND 1!

    HEPCBOY
    HAS TOOKIE’S CELL PHONE NUMBER

  20. guy from the ghetto Says:

    see your at it again!!

  21. guy from the ghetto Says:

    >>HAS TOOKIE’S CELL PHONE NUMBER
    I bet he does not answer it now!!

  22. Vicki Says:

    What are you trying to prove?! Whats all this “owned and 1″ crap?

    Very pathetic and tiresome! I have known three year olds that speak MORE SENSE than you type.

    Get back into your playpen, little one!

    Game over. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. GOODNIGHT!!

  23. Hep C Boy Says:

    WRONG!

    SEE YOU TOMORROW!

    HEPCBOY
    HATES RACISTS AND WELSH PEOPLE

  24. rich Says:

    >>How can i be homophobic when a member of my own family is gay?!!
    >>DUH!!!!

    I am not racist at all, I have friends who are darkies!!

  25. Hep C Boy Says:

    WRONG SON!

    A BLACK MAN SUCH AS ME CAN NEVER BE TRUE FRIENDS WITH THE WHITE DEVIL!

    BESIDES WE ALL CALL YOU HONKY BEHIND YOUR BACK!

    YOU IZ OWNED!

    HEPCBOY
    THINKS VELCRO IS A RIP OFF

  26. Hi there Says:

    Are you there?

    Well … again a nice post .

  27. treated& winning Says:

    I am currently on the pegasys/ribavirin treatment through the V.A. Ive got the shit on the run!!! My viral load 2 months ago was 8 million and its now down to 6 million. The treatment isnt as bad as its told to be but many quit it because they cant handle it. You become suicidal and or homicidal 9 (I havent….yet). The side effects are bad at time but for the most part are managable.
    When I tell people that there is a way to cure it they fight tooth and nail that there isnt. This treatment last up to a year depending on the individual. The V.A. docs tell me that mine will be gone in 6 months . I will be cured! Dont let the people talk shit you can kill this shit before it kills you if you can stick with it.

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